fuck high fructose corn syrup, and fuck people who don’t like cilantro. fuck taco bell! fuck 85% of what americans think mexican food is, and fuck 100% of what europeans think mexican food is. and fuck pussies who can’t handle spicy shit.
that is all.
(via themattsmith:fuckyeahcilantro)

fuck high fructose corn syrup, and fuck people who don’t like cilantro. fuck taco bell! fuck 85% of what americans think mexican food is, and fuck 100% of what europeans think mexican food is. and fuck pussies who can’t handle spicy shit.

that is all.

(via themattsmith:fuckyeahcilantro)

Dear r3d & lovelesswrists:
WE FUCKING GET IT.
Popping my strip club cherry at Crazy Girls on La Brea. Of the 3 guys and 2 girls… Only one girl has ever been to a strip club and is the one who encouraged this adventure haha.
Popping my strip club cherry at Crazy Girls on La Brea. Of the 3 guys and 2 girls… Only one girl has ever been to a strip club and is the one who encouraged this adventure haha.

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!

(via molls:marklisanti)

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kapi0: Hi Chris. Is this thing on?

myeviltwin: Sure is! It appears to be working and annoying everyone just perfectly.

indieandyy: I just spit coffee all over my computer you assholes.

kapi0 is typing…

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