INDIE ANDYY

RECESSIONIZED BEER TASTING

So, I’ve always been somewhat of a beer snob. I hate(d) cheap canned American beer. I’d always preferred a microbrew or import, from a tap or in a bottle. But guess what. I’m broke. And I’m not exactly in shape. So now I am in search of which shitty canned American beer I want. I do in fact realize there are far more options than these three, but this is what I worked with tonight.

I’ve had it in my head that i HATE Miller, I can stand Bud, and if I HAD to drink this piss water people call beer, I’d pick Coors. However, upon my VERY scientific taste test - yes, in martini glasses with Post-Its on the bottom I learned that Bud is the worst and Miller and Coors sorta tie I guess.

I plan to do more of these until I determine which low-cal, low-taste, low-class beer I’ll be buying until I no longer feel too broke to “splurge” on Chimay or Sierra Nevada.