Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
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I have always successfully avoided this — by always having to work in LA and then driving to the Bay Thursday morning.
Darn, I’m sick....can’t go out tonight. :)
everyone. soupsoup:
omg I AM!! awkwardddddddddd!!!! plus booze!! equals .. funny memories!! three years ago, my best friend channa saw...
don’t think I’d even recognize/remember people if I saw them. I had...at my reunion were....
Not me, not this year. too bad.
I am avoiding this in Bayside, Queens at all costs! I will not go to bell blvd!
Avoiding this evening on Long Island this year. I’m being responsible and running a 5 miler the next morning....
This happens…every year…word for word. Dunstable here I come! p.s. I am from the woods
have no intention of going back...and no idea what bars people go to in my town....
THINGS I WILL BE DOING TOMORROW AND AM TOTALLY STOKED ON.
I’ve never done.
One of the benefits of moving a half dozen when you’re a kid is that you don’t really end up having the unified return...
Lawrence, Kansas.
uh oh.. I’m actually 26 this year… does not bode well.
Though this is a pretty dead-on article on some levels, the last time I had this kind of night it was actually more...
Not looking forward to THIS tomorrow.
I find this equally depressing at 19 (with the knowledge that it will continue until my parents retire and “going home”...
This is why I stopped going home for Thanksgiving. No joke, last year, there were lines 100 deep to get into nearly...
One of my favorites…