Background Image by Michael Petralia
Ok. Stop it. All of you. Stop remaking movies. Stop remaking good foreign films to suit lame American audiences who refuse to read subtitles. Stop remaking classic American films because the youth doesn’t understand why there is no color or nudity.
Now, the picture above creates a new issue. DO NOT REMAKE A THREE YEAR OLD FILM, THAT IS ALREADY IN ENGLISH. Sure, it was technically a British film; and yeah, it was played mostly at art house theaters and didn’t make money. But you know what? Sometimes the best films out there aren’t seen, or don’t make money. They are the ones I still try to call art versus just being a product.
Death at a Funeral (2007) was art. Death At a Funeral (2010) will be a shitty, knock-off product.
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by me on ohnopleasedont
(tipped off by seriouslythough & dangermania)
ETA: I’d like to think that films are art. When I called the original version art, I meant that it was likely made with that sense in mind; certainly more so than the 2010 version will be. They’re making a product to make money by remaking a rather good British film.
Also, people have tried to turn this into a racial issue, which I assure you, my original post made no mention of. I honestly didn’t even think about it in that context. But since some have brought it up, I’d like to suggest that those in charge of making and casting the remake are thinking of it in those terms. I wouldn’t be shocked if it was pitched AS a Black comedy. And honestly, I don’t take issue with that. It’s not a story that needs to be rooted in any certain culture.
Demographics, and the subsequent casting to reach those demographics, is a business decision, not an artistic one. So, while I have no issue with the remake being made with a predominantly African-American cast, I would point to that fact as furthering my argument about product versus art. —AJR
agree. 100% F—-
Actually the original kind sucked and wasn’t funny:
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LUKE WILSON? THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS WAS GREAT AND SO WAS THE FAMILY STONE AND NOW YOU’VE SUNK TO THIS...
was legitskis hilarious. Why?! WHY?! Dinklage, you should know better.
Is the dwarf in blackface?
Question: Is Zoe Saldana Hollywood’s go-to-girl for interracial relationships? I’m sayin….
Pardon? Isn’t that a naked James Marsden? Stay this madness.
Holy crap! Why didn’t they make it this way the first time?! It might have been less of a snooze-fest. MAA—IIIINNN for...
Context I’m not sure what you mean by this…
Original Since 1976...qualify my “art” statement for some people: I’m not saying 2007’s...
Oh man this looks...be utter shite … The fact...Martin...
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this isn’t real…right?
This is so upsetting.
One original cast member. Can you spot him? I’m biting my lip. But seriously… crikey, I can’t bear to think of the...
realize we’re all still bitterer than shit because Nick Cage ruined...Wicker Man. You...
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Consumer Grade Video Why does this have to become a race issue?...can only speak for...
I mean, seriously….can no one create anymore? Are we reduced to a nation of copiers? Okay, if you want to remake a movie...
I’m not kidding. I want to see this. And part of me wonders if people (not anyone who posted this here, I just mean in...
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Oh God no. I loved the original, BRITISH version. I’ve always known Martin Lawrence would do something like this to me.
my pop culture brain Right… Let was actually what...with “people won’t read subtitles”...
cijimcb Peter Dinklage has a name you know. And, honestly, I’m sort of pissed at him for agreeing to reprise his role....