How the U.S. will be split up after it collapses in 2010.Why this is crap:
- Tennessee, Kentucky, the Carolinas, and West Virginia are unlikely ever to split from the Southern states. Ever. And if you think that any of these states would be excited to join the effete, socialist, atheist evil that is Europe (regardless of whether this is true), you’re crazy.
- If you think the Midwest will ever allow itself to be turned over to the effete, socialist, atheist evil that is Canada, you’re crazy.
- Mexico? Really?
- If you were looking for the prime choices for who would go to Canada, I think you’d be better off talking to Washington and Northwestern Oregon. I think we’d all happily sell our souls to Canada.
- If China ever decides it wants to assert its dominance over America, it won’t be satisfied with just taking the Western half. We’ll all be speaking Chinese, my friends. I don’t think they’re really interested in ruling us, to be honest. They just want to make us their economic bitch.
- Russia can have Alaska. I don’t think they want it, though. Maybe Alaska will become independent, and Sarah Palin can finally become president of her own country.
Robot, I missed you while you were away!
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dancingsagittarius reblogged this from robot-heart and added:
Texas is like Chuck Norris. Texas will never be ruled by anyone else. There’s a reason there is a Facebook group called...
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Robot, I missed you while you were away!
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Speaking on behalf of Canada, WA and OR are awesome, we’re so down with that. Washington has Olympic National Park, and...
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geekwithswag reblogged this from furrowedbrow and added:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shattered_Union Theres a game that is like this lol.
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furrowedbrow reblogged this from robot-heart and added:
Going by this map, it’s even more necessary for me to hightail it out of Florida ASAP. Unless South Florida somehow...
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woody reblogged this from inky and added:
jimray: How the U.S. will be split up after it collapses in 2010. wow, interesting article. i am querying russian...
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inky:jimray: How...collapses in 2010....family is...
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balls allie this means you will be european and i will be mexican. diana you are chinese!
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Why this is crap: Tennessee, Kentucky, the Carolinas, and West Virginia are unlikely ever to split from the Southern...
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I’d actually love for Atlantic America to join the E.U.! luls, but Alaska belongs with Russia… you can see it from...
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lauraz reblogged this from inky and added:
A Russian professor is predicting that the United States will end by June/July of 2010. I think he has the map wrong....
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