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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

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Dear AT&T, This is the second email you’ve sent me about your newly remodeled stores… in Michigan. I live in Southern California. I used to live in Northern California. But I’ve never lived in Michigan. In fact, I’ve never even been to Michigan. I’ll kindly ask that you direct such emails to the likes of McDavis or anyone else who actually lives remotely near Three Rivers, Niles, or where ever else you have a shiny new store. Thank you.

Dear AT&T,

This is the second email you’ve sent me about your newly remodeled stores… in Michigan. I live in Southern California. I used to live in Northern California. But I’ve never lived in Michigan. In fact, I’ve never even been to Michigan.

I’ll kindly ask that you direct such emails to the likes of McDavis or anyone else who actually lives remotely near Three Rivers, Niles, or where ever else you have a shiny new store.

Thank you.

  1. gingerelle said: mine said “See what’s new in store for you in Angola” and I said WHAT?!? And then I read below and learned there was a place called Angola, IN. so, at least it was educational.
  2. piratekitten said: ugggghhhhhh. i got the same fucking email. best part? i canceled service with at&t almost 2 months ago.
  3. writer-a reblogged this from indieandyy and added:
    Andy, We thought it appropriate...invite you, as this store happens
  4. mllehazelwood said: I got one about Niles, too! I just thought they had sent one to me because my grandmother—who’s an extra line on my phone—lives in Michigan. Strange. Bastards.
  5. blasko reblogged this from indieandyy and added:
    been included on this “special announcement” as well (3 times).
  6. mcdavis reblogged this from indieandyy and added:
    received two copies of this already, so I’ll...to pass on any extras.
  7. danielholter said: I’ve rec’d 8 as of this morning. EIGHT. aaiiiighhhhhh
  8. marymo said: I got the SAME thing.. I haven’t been living in the US for about a year, now… WTF?! I’m sooo not an ATT customer… and I’ve never lived in MI.
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