A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Barney Stinson
Marshall’s Favorite Bars pie chart and Favorite Pies bar graph
(via christr:howimetyourmothersource:hawlendrion)
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One of my favorite unimportant moments from HIMYM
Not only are you wrong, but you are belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Scherbatsky, you are an American!
Barney Stinson
Let’s go buy something that’s bad for us and then sue the people who made it. That’s American, Robin!
Barney Stinson
