If you’re having world problems I feel bad for you, son — I got 99 problems but Mitt ain’t one.
Jay-Z at the Obama rally in Columbus (via apsies)
I figure if somebody’s dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they’re gonna have to take what they get.
Before we crow about our opponent’s gaffes- and this goes for both sides- let’s remember that this country elected George W. Bush, who has said maybe eleven words correctly ever. As much fun as gaffes are for the press, actual people might not give a shit, and harping on them too much may actually make your opponent a more sympathetic figure.