The 2010 Hater’s Guide To The Top 25 » Deadspin
It’s that time of year again. College football is less than two weeks away, and that means we’re due for a whole new round of PURE COUNTRY HATIN’.
I love watching college football. If it had a playoff, it would be the perfect sport. It has everything you need: asshole coaches, shady boosters, drunken girls with big cans, and HATE. Tons and tons and tons of unbridled hate. Schools hating schools. States hating states. Towns hating towns. They don’t even know why they hate each other so much, but they do! And that’s what makes it such good hate. If you knew why you hated something, that means you’d have more trouble justifying it to yourself. And I don’t like the idea of that at all. I like that hate to go unquestioned, free roam and burn as it pleases.
h/t: the girl
If, in today’s age of college sports, you still believe a coach is going to choose coaching you over a great opportunity like USC or some other big-time university, then you also believe I buy lottery tickets to support education.
Lane Kiffen, welcome back!
Phew. So just a few days of being coachless and the Trojans bring back one (or two, or three, or four!) of their own.
Hopefully some magic will happen and we can take Chow back from the Bruins!
FIGHT ON & BEAT THE EAGLES
Heisman Vote Breakdown:
I think the voters did a fine job this time around. I missed the ceremony… were there Tebow Tears?
Tusk by Fleetwood Mac ft/ The Spirit of Troy: The USC Trojan Marching Band
TUSK! REAL SAVAGE LIKE…. U-C-L-A SUCKS!!!
(she is the best for knowing to post this today!)
(via tanya77:winstonwolfe:natashavc)
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I know I already posted a picture of this today… but this is a nice, clear close up of a well-painted bear. Cardinal & Gold baby!
Sing it with me: “U-C-L-A SUCKS!”
Joe Bruin looks good in Trojan war paint!
(via davidrhunt)
BEAT THE DUCKS!
because I care, I will do my USC liveblogging over here. I don’t want to lose anyone again for non-sequitur sports related outbursts!
