The Bible’s the greatest game of ‘Telephone’ in history. Jesus said ‘Love your enemies,’ Rick Santorum heard ‘Nuke Iran.’
It’s the tenth anniversary of the Patriot Act. But what do you get for the government that knows everything?
Why we should use the Oxford Comma.
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“… highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.”
My second favorite of all the commas.
Your second favorite comma. So what’s your first favorite comma?
I work 12 hours every day, 7 days a week to support my family of marmosets while also going to school to learn the art of dance and now I’m currently in debt to the tune of one million cookies. Chocolate chip ones, to be precise. That’s worth way more than regular cookies. Especially sugarless ones… it’s like, why would you even bother? Just bake cardboard and put it in your mouth if that’s what you want.
I am the 99%.
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Sadical.
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I think a good example is the space industry and there’s a lot more that we could look at (reporter asks: Like what besides space?) I’ll leave it at space now (reporter asks: Really? That’s the only place you can see?) I’m just leaving it as space for right now…I don’t want to give a flip off-the-cuff answer.
GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann when asked by KGO’s Mark Matthews what she would invest in if she became President of the United States. Bachmann attended a private Tea Party breakfast at a residence in San Rafael, California on Thursday. [KGO] (via producermatthew)
“She is wonderful. If I absolutely sure she’d never have any power, I’d just want keep electing her for the LOLs.” -themattsmith
She wants to phone home.
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