A majority of likely 2012 Republican primary voters do not believe Barack Obama is an American citizen. 51 percent! …I am just so proud. I am so proud to have been born in a country where unsubstantiated rumors about people you don’t support become majority beliefs.
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
(via bringtheruckuss)
So you tried to put a fire out, but you used Gasoline. And when the congregation gathered ‘round, you were screaming “It wasn’t me!” - Brand New
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Dedicated to some friends and to some people at work. Just a couple more days until the girl arrives and I get to just say “fuck off, it’s not my problem” to everything else for two weeks.
