JOKES ARE STILL BEING DISCOVERED! IT’S LIKE ‘LOST’
Except the ending made any sense.
(via avgas)
srsly u guise.
srsly.
Bruce Willis was dead the entire time.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
I am Iron Man.
NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN WERE SPARED
Ellen Page and JGL fall in love and have beautiful babies. (i wish)
Goose dies
mufasa dies.
the house ends up at paradise falls.
the burn book gets printed around the school.
He has multiple-personality disorder.
It was his sled.
And Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze.
IT’S PEOPLE. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.
Salvador Dali eating a bowl of surreal.
(via molls:drinkyourjuice:carsonsuggs)
I’m sorry, but musically oblivious 8th grader amuses me to no end.
Some good one’s from Bill Maher last night
“As if all this [financial] news isn’t bad enough, today President Bush announced he’s on the case. Because if there’s one name that comes to mind when you’re in a no-room-for-error crisis, it’s George Bush.”
“Oh and [Bush] is pissed about the trillion dollar thing. Ya know, usually when he spends that kind of money on a country, he gets the bomb the shit out of it.”
“Somebody hacked into [Palin’s] Yahoo! email account. They don’t know who would do it; they know it was somebody who understood technology and was interested in her background. So, we can rule out McCain.”
