I Had Safe Sex! by The Condom Wrapperz ft/ Melkon and T-Wrap

parachuteshark:

I can guarantee you that no one in this video did what they claimed to do.

nedhepburn:

If this isn’t viral by tomorrow morning I don’t know what. 

Sex Tape via bringtheruckuss
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Sex Tape

via bringtheruckuss

Homosexual Shmomosexual: Mad Men's Alison Brie shares an especially experimental moment of college experimentation.

(via samit:@electrolemon)

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I feel like when Coming & Crying comes out, this is the great kind of stuff we’ll read. Also, I couldn’t help but read this as if it was written by Annie, in a couple years once she transfers from Greendale to art school.

Virtual | by Daniel and Sabrina (via carlovely:hipsterotic)
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Virtual | by Daniel and Sabrina

(via carlovely:hipsterotic)

There’s a cave made of sheets
And I, I know we want to be inside
Take off all of your clothes and climb
Into a cave of sheets tonight
Steal away
You and me
To a cave made of sheets
Cards & Quarters by Local Natives
Bed is for sissies. Unless you’re having sex. In which case — no. Bed is still for sissies.
House
(via myeviltwin) —Some girls like it rough.
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Some girls like it rough.

A MODERN SEDUCTIONan indieandyy mix Part One: The Pick Up  [download] “I’m A Player” by The K.G.B. “My Moves Are White (White Hot, That Is)” by Cobra Starship “Let’s Make Out” by Does It Offend You, Yeah? “Bonafide Lovin’” by Chromeo “Get Lucky” by New Young Pony Club “She Wants to Move (DFA Remix)” by N*E*R*D* “Clothes Off!” by Gym Class Heroes “Sensual Seduction” by Hot Chip “Turnaroundturnmeon” by Sean Hayes “Stranger Lover” by Ghostland Observatory “Black & Gold” by Sam Sparro “Worked Up So Sexual (Pole Remix)” by The Faint “Let’s Make Love and Listen to Death From Above” by CSS “Sexy Results” by Death From Above 1979 “War In Your Bedroom” by A Change of Pace  Part Two: The Hook Up  [download] “The Panties” by Mos Def “Spread” by OutKast “Fantasy” by Timbaland (ft/ Money) “White Mystery” by Minus the Bear “On Board” by Friendly Fires “Submission” by Moving Units “FutureSex / LoveSound” by Justin Timberlake “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” by Daft Punk “Flex” by Nappy Roots “Hot Sex” by A Tribe Called Quest “Between Breaths (An XX Perspective)” by Blaqk Audio “You and Me” by Black Affair “Sex On Fire” by Kings of Leon “Orange Marmalade” by Mellowdrone “Stay All Night” by The Black Keys  So here you go, kids. My first Tumblr Mix. I spent more time than I thought I would on it, ordering the songs to follow a plot. Hope you get it, hope you like it, and… I hope you use it! A special thank you to Mike for creating the hot cover art.
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A MODERN SEDUCTION
an indieandyy mix

Part One: The Pick Up  [download]

  1. “I’m A Player” by The K.G.B.
  2. “My Moves Are White (White Hot, That Is)” by Cobra Starship
  3. “Let’s Make Out” by Does It Offend You, Yeah?
  4. “Bonafide Lovin’” by Chromeo
  5. “Get Lucky” by New Young Pony Club
  6. “She Wants to Move (DFA Remix)” by N*E*R*D*
  7. “Clothes Off!” by Gym Class Heroes
  8. “Sensual Seduction” by Hot Chip
  9. “Turnaroundturnmeon” by Sean Hayes
  10. “Stranger Lover” by Ghostland Observatory
  11. “Black & Gold” by Sam Sparro
  12. “Worked Up So Sexual (Pole Remix)” by The Faint
  13. “Let’s Make Love and Listen to Death From Above” by CSS
  14. “Sexy Results” by Death From Above 1979
  15. “War In Your Bedroom” by A Change of Pace
     

Part Two: The Hook Up  [download]

  1. “The Panties” by Mos Def
  2. “Spread” by OutKast
  3. “Fantasy” by Timbaland (ft/ Money)
  4. “White Mystery” by Minus the Bear
  5. “On Board” by Friendly Fires
  6. “Submission” by Moving Units
  7. “FutureSex / LoveSound” by Justin Timberlake
  8. “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” by Daft Punk
  9. “Flex” by Nappy Roots
  10. “Hot Sex” by A Tribe Called Quest
  11. “Between Breaths (An XX Perspective)” by Blaqk Audio
  12. “You and Me” by Black Affair
  13. “Sex On Fire” by Kings of Leon
  14. “Orange Marmalade” by Mellowdrone
  15. “Stay All Night” by The Black Keys
     

So here you go, kids. My first Tumblr Mix. I spent more time than I thought I would on it, ordering the songs to follow a plot. Hope you get it, hope you like it, and… I hope you use it!

A special thank you to Mike for creating the hot cover art.